Saturday, April 28, 2007

most embarrassing moment?

seriously? i have so many to choose from. it's actually pretty sad. lol... these are the ones i'm willing to tell you about. yes. there are some i don't even let myself think about. it's that bad. lol...

about a year and a half ago james and i (and the boys) were at a restaurant eating dinner. the server asked me when the baby was due. yeah. um. i wasn't pregnant. and yes. she asked this in front of james. i could have died. i felt so humiliated. maybe i should thank that wretch of a person now. could be part of the motivation for me finally losing the extra weight. seriously though? um...you couldn't pay me enough to thank that person. never...NEVER ask a woman when is the baby due even if you know she is 100% outright about to give birth right in front of you.

lets see. another one? when james and i were dating (which we didn't do very long) before he asked me to marry him, one day we were at my mom's house. she was supposed to be gone. we were...uh...'borrowing' her hot tub. she saw we were there and came outside to 'chat'. we were naked. and she stayed. it was like...go away already! lol... i'm still to this day not sure if she knew we were naked or not. i hope not.

i could go on and on about high school embarrassing moments. the most devastating to me was during a routine at a basketball game. yes. i was in fact a cheerleader. and a bad one at that. probably the worse on the squad. lol... my dad (who NEVER took any interest in me in high school) came to watch me perform. he had never EVER come before. i lived on my own and it was bizarre that my dad came to a game. i was so nervous. i totally lost my rhythm and was off during the entire performance! yeah. could have died. did that in front of the entire school. oh the memories. don't you just love high school? NOT. lol...

there are more but i think i've shared enough humiliation to last a lifetime!

6 comments:

Jenn~ said...

Yikes! You know, the preggers one happened to me one time, too lol. Ah well, we lived to tell about it.

Patrice~ said...

crikey, Kimberly - I pray you did not leave a tip for that ditzy server. Oy.

Lisa said...

I'm there with you on the preggers thing to...people can be so flippin clueless!

The hot tub...HA! At least the heat of the tub probably masked your red face!

Stacy Cartwright said...

women should know better then to ask the pregant question without being sure. At least it has a good outcome.

jenscaleshr said...

That waitress deserves to be taken out back and forced to have her entire body waxed of all it's hair while YOU watch.

JupitorMoon said...

OMG! I hope you didn't tip him!
Yeah, I've had a hot tub moment with my husband... except it was the shower and vacationing with my parents at the lake.