Monday, April 27, 2009

slut butt.

photo E took.
me at cannon beach.
it was frickin freezing!!!!!
i was not adequately prepared for how cold it would be. and i should have been. i know what it's like at the northern oregon coast.
going to eat coffee ice cream with magic shell. i so shouldn't. but i so am.
going to watch a movie.
and then go to bed.
first quiet moment all day. holy crap.
took my mom to the airport. she is now on her way home.
so we see this chick with a tramp stamp. you know...a huge-ass tatoo sticking out of her thong and low rise jeans. my mom goes, 'oh look. slut butt.' omg. too fricking funny. so i tell her, no mom. it's called a tramp stamp. i love it. then i tell her i am getting a tatoo. not a tramp stamp...but something. just haven't decided what and where. i think it will be hidden. seen only when i am naked.

3 comments:

Misty said...

I can email you a sketch of my beautiful face to put square on your ass if you'd like.

Marieke said...

Hadn't heard of either expression but much prefer you mom's version. It's hilarious! I think you should design your own tattoo...

Lisa said...

Hee Hee

slut butt

We had a filing clerk who had MAJOR slut butt at our firm a few years ago

The halls were never empty of aimless Y chromosone types trying to find er uhm...their files.

Pesonally I'm lobbying for a butterfly tat and don't wrinkle up your nose at the whole symbolism thing because it TOTALLY works.

In my book at least...heh!